Monday, November 18, 2019

The Locker Guard


These two dudes were taking the piss at the lockers, bullying guys in the showers and body-shaming anyone without a six pack. I wasn’t going to intervene… but then they had the nerve of picking on me and my friend.

Now, my friend has been dealing with a lot of self-hate and image issues over the last few years, as he has a very wiry complexion and really struggles to bulk up. And I’m not going to let a bunch of a-holes exacerbate his mental health problems.

So I turned the two morons into boxers and then gave one of them to my friend. As soon as we put them on, our muscles ballooned and inflated, matching the physique of the two bullies. Now whenever we see anyone being a douche at the gym, we make sure to put our new muscles to good use.

And yes, these two are still conscious. And I can tell you, they are not enjoying themselves.

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